Text: Tom Scheelings; musick & voice: Willem Scheelings  
1e release on CD: 16 nov 1999
  
This is a weird song: the ridiculous text is written by my brother 
Tom Scheelings and only slightly modified by me (Willem Scheelings) 
to fit into the rhytm. It inspired me immediately to make music(k) 
to this text; it also presented an interesting opportunity to modify 
my voice in a number of ways;  most appealing to my ego was to multiply 
myself in a 3-voice weird choir.
We really don't know why he wrote this text: my brother is a quite good 
cook! He discovered that in Paris is a restaurant where it is completely 
dark; the customers are blindfolded but the waiters and the cook are blind, 
so they know their way around. Dining there must end up in a real mess. 
The sight of this food might be horrible when the lights are on... 
Anyway, we laughed our heads off when the song was finally completed.
And so may you!


Cooking Horrible Food for the Blind

I wanna be a chef
I wanna be a master chef
I like to cook and fry
To boil and bake and grind
For people that are blind
For people that are blind

Serving food for blind people
Horrible food for blind people
Cheap fod for blind people
It's a lot of fun
And easy profits won

A menue made for them
So special and extravagant
Five courses in a row
With coffee at the end
For people that are blind
For people that are blind

For starters I serve hazelworm
Slightly cooked in sour cream
Then ardvarksoup with rum
Spiced with peppers - and bubble gum
Especially my humpflug
Is an overwhelmimg treat
A giant bowl of Dungla
With slightly greenish meat

I am a funny guy
My hat is high, my wine is dry
Chef with just one specialty
That's always on my mind
Cooking horrible food
Cooking horrible food
Cooking
Horrible food 
For the blind...