Blatant Bill presents serious Poetry: For thee, O lord, I wear a Hat When I finished this piece, I forgot the reason why I started it in the first place, so I browsed through old e-mail, and there it was: I reported Tom that an old friend had paid me a visit. During this visit he urged us to wear piramid-shaped hats in different colours: this would give us various kinds of energy. Later on, this reminded me of the fact that most religions or beliefs have remarkable side effects, such as making believers to wear unusual hats or clothing, or to hide innocent parts of their body, and, what is worse, make believers to injure and inflict pain on their offspring, and all of this is ment to enlarge the glory of their gods. Most likely these believers expect a reward from their gods for this behaviour. Still no reason for a song, because I do not like to focus attention to this kind of weird and even dangerous behaviour. But while working at an extremely dull spreadsheet, lo and behold: my inspiration brought forth this poem. (besides: first Jitske read the poem, later I have added the sounds) For thee, O lord, I wear a hat The sun The sun sparkles life Shellfish and starfish on the beach Birds enjoy the skies A fragrance of fruits and old woods... For thee, O lord I wear a hat so strange and so unusual that everyone who sees my hat expects it to be crucial And the ants work their hard labour, and the bees... for thee, O lord I hide my face so fair and full of loveliness that every one who don't believe will think that I hide ugliness And tiny drops of dew sparkle in a spiders web.... for thee, O lord I hide my hair so soft so bright and beautiful and travelers with other faith will judge me: utter foolishness And two young folks: love in a little boat while water reflects tiny white clouds high above... for thee, O lord we circumcise in pain my child is suffering the only thought this all will bring he will see morbid cruelty And a child sees for the first time snowflakes on its coat... for thee, O lord we dress in red so bold we do know everything and people say with some dismay they must be weird and maddening The moon The moon shines bright wolves - and wolverines - howl The wind The wind blows ashes over the world And fades 25 januari 2000, Willem Scheelings: music; composition; recording Poem read by Jitske van den Oever