Blatant Bill enlightens you to his desires: PUMP IT UP OT BLOW IT

I read the newspaper and noticed the New Blue Pill for Man: Viagra. 
And immediately I realized that boys will be boys and consequently 
boys will always be experimenting by eating more than the 
prescribed doses and boasting to each other how long they kept 
it standing. I also thought immediately of disco-songs like 
Pump Up the Bass; Pump Up the Volume. And that's that. A niece 
opportunity to manipulate the voice, too.


PUMP IT UP OR BLOW IT

Pump up the Volume! Pump up the volume!
Pump up the Volume! Pump up the volume!

The USA gives me a thrill
They developed a purple pill
Results are really out o' sight
It helps you make it a whole night!

Pump up the volume!
Pump up the volume! 

Women watch it in dispair
they think it really isn't fair
just one night it might be done
But a whole week cannot be fun!

Pump up the volume!
Pump up the volume! 

did you ever have a        hart attack
Or cardial                 diseases ....?
Are you afraid, when       holding back
Your friend will be        displeased?

Did you ever want a        one-week stand
Before you really          blow it?
Will you end up as         "a mental case"
And will you ever          know it?

Did you know that eating   furburger
also might be              fulfilling?
Did you ever think that    taking time
Just as well could         do the thing?

The USA gives me a thrill 
They developed a purple pill
results are really out o'sight!
it helps you make it a whole night!

Pump up the volume 
Pump up the volume 
Pump up the volume 

rev 0 dd 17 jun 1998
tekst en muziek: Willem Scheelings