Yoghurt Sucks
(sung by Blatant Maddafakka Bill)

This song was made as a reaction on a new Dairy product
by "Friesche Vlag". Yoghurt to be sucked through a straw.
Yechhhh. I imagined buses full of yoghurt-suckers, who
most certainly would throw the litter in the street. A
colorful addition to the town where I live (NOT !!!!)
Fortunately the production had a flaw, because there are little
pieces of nuts in the product; these get stuck in the straw
so you suck till your head is quite red, and finally the object
is propelled in your windpipe. A most refreshing experience,
especially for looking bystanders. This flaw has been undone,
so the product is on sale again.
For the first time I have used a hiphop sound
generator for the funny yack-a-tee guitarlike sound. And
the trumpets.


Sucking yoghurt in a plane
Sucking yoghurt in a train
Why do travelers complain 
Do they think I am insane? 
Yo! fuck public transport!

Like to suck a little more 
Throw the bag onto the floor
wot else can one do with this shit
but people don't approve of it
Yo! fuck these maddafakkas!

I Suck my yoghurt in a train 
But the taste is rather plain
this is an unpleasant shock
I sure prefer to suck a cock

Yo! ask your grandma 'bout it!

People want to make a fuss
When I Suck Yoghurt in a bus
because I look so very mean
No need for me to keep it clean
The empty bag goes to the floor
Shall I suck a little more?

Fuck you all and I'm not hurt
See me sucking from my yoghurt

Like to see my cousin dick?
Watch out man he's really big!
When he dont feel like a fuck
He might prefer a little suck
As long as it don't really hurt
Suck my yoghurt Suck my yoghurt

Yo Yo Yo Yo   Yo Yo Yoghurt etc